Tragedy in Japan and LA “Meteorologists” (March 17, 2011)

The first 15 minutes of tonight’s local newscast: The Japanese “Radiation Plume” will hit California around 2:00 tomorrow afternoon. They even had fancy graphics “from the United Nations” showing the “cloud” as it crosses the Pacific that is “ready to attack” the West Coast.

Puh. Leeze.

The “weather girl” delivering much of this news is more at risk from her silicone implants (which are quite generous — though I’m not complaining) than we are from the ominous Radioactive Nuclear Fallout Cloud.

Oh, and at the very end of the reports… “The doses are so low that we’ll have no way of detecting it.” Really? Then what’s the point?

Thanks KCAL 9 for keeping us non-informed!

Correction… I’m told that the “weather girl” is actually a meteorologist. In a ridiculously short skirt. Who knew?

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