Five-year-old Isabella is all about the Female Empowerment of the Olympics. Girls Rule!
Eight-year-old Julianna, though, seems to be developing other tastes…
Julianna: Ooo! The Olympics! What’s on tonight?
Me: Well, there’s women’s diving.
Julianna: No, thanks. Any boys?
Me: Um, no. There’s ladies’ bikini volleyball.
Isabella: Daaaad… It’s called “Beach” volleyball.
Julianna: I’ll pass…
Me: Oh, later there’s the Girls’ tumblers. It’s a big one! You’ll love it!
Julianna (shrug): Well… Let me know if there’s any Boys’ swimming. I want to watch them.
Now, where exactly is my shotgun?