Isabella (she’s 5): Daddy, how do you spell “Butterfly?”
Me: Well… You know how to spell Butter, right?
Iz: Um… Not really.
Me: Uh, you know how to spell Butt, right.
Iz: Hehehehe…. Butt. Yeaaaah…
Me: Ok, start there…. What do you have?
Iz: Teehee. I don’t want to say. Can I show you?
(She brings me her drawing.)
Me: Yes, Honey. Butt.
Iz: Hahahahaha! You said Butt.
Me: Relax. Now, “Er” and “Fly.” Can you handle that.
Iz: Yes, I can. Is there a fly in your butt? But, why is there a But In Your Butt. Does it fly? Hahahahaha!