She says: I want to wrap my legs around your face.

Me: No complaints here.

But, before you read anything further into this:

Isabella (she’s 5) and I are in the hot tub. She wants to play “Where’s Isabella?” A game where she climbs on my shoulders and I spin around “looking” for her.

Iz: I want to wrap my legs around your face.

Me: Ok, Honey. But hurry up and let me find you. I’m old. You’re killing my back.

Iz: Are you over THERE?! (I spin.) No… How about THERE?! (More spinning.) How about OVER THERE?! (Owwwww!)

Me: Please, Honey. You’re killing me.

Iz: Oh, there you are! Next, can we play “Where’s my Butt.”

Me: Wow. No. Sorry… No.