Flipping through the channels, Isabella (the five-year-old) stops me:
Iz: What’s that?
TV Narrator: Introducing… The Miraculous GENIE BRA.
Me: Well, I guess it’s one of those… things.
Iz: Wait. What are they for?
Me: Well… I suppose comfort and support. I don’t know how it works. Lifting? Separating?
Iz: Ooo! I want to watch!
Me: You want to watch the chesty women?
Iz: Yeah. I like the colors.
Me: Ok. I’m good with that. If you insist… We’ll watch the chests of women. Please quit twisting my arm.
Isabella loses interest after about five minutes. Which is well before I lose such interest.
Iz: I like the colors.
Me: They’re called “pastels.” They’re new.
Uh-Oh. A Women’s Zumba infomercial is next. I’d hate for Isabella to take interest and want to see that. But, I can’t quite find the remote. Where is that thing?… Dang.