On this week’s Santa Ana winds:
Me: Those are some really strong winds! I hope I don’t get blown away!
Julianna (7 years old): Daddy, don’t worry. You won’t fly away.
Me: I don’t know about that. Are you sure?
J: Yes. Because you’re HUGE!
Me: Um… Are you calling me fat?
J: No. I just mean you’re VERY heavy.
Me: Oh, OK. Thanks for clarifying.