Snuggling down with 7-year old Julianna (I’m paraphrasing here…):



J: Daddy, you’re the best Daddy ever. I love you so much.

Me: Oh, how sweet! You make me incredibly happy, even when you make me insanely angry.

J: (Blink, Blink.) Um… You make no sense. You’re weird. 

Me: Someday, you’ll understand…

J: Whatever. Good night.