7-year-old Julianna reading Dr. Seuss:

J: “Some are this and some are that. Some are old and some are fat.”

Me: Wait a minute. Why did you look at me when you said “old” and “fat?”

J: Um… I, uh, was looking at my doll.

Me: Really?

Isabella (5-yo), always helpful: Daddy, it’s because you’re fat fat FAT!

Me: Ouch.

Iz: And Oooooold. Hahahahahaha.



And so begins my Saturday.