Five-year-old Isabella pointing at Paul McCartney on TV:
Iz: Daddy, is he famous?
Me: Oh, yes. Very famous. One of the most famous people in the world.
Iz: How do you be famous?
Me: Well, you have to be really smart and work hard and do good things and have lots of talent… Or, be a Kardashian.
Lynn (distantly, from the studio): I never want to hear that word in this house again!
Me: Sorry, dear…