Variation on a theme:

Snuggle time with five-year-old Isabella.

Iz: Daddy, scratch my back.

Me: Do I have to?

Iz: Yes, because you’re the best scratcher. Ever.

Me (inventing…): Yes, well, you know I’m a member of the Back Scratcher Hall of Fame.

Iz: Really?

Me: Uh… Yeah. I have trophies.

Iz: Where?

Me: Um, in storage… They want me to give a seminar at the Arm ‘n Leg down off of Hwy 50 on Thursday. I’ll demonstrate my 3P Technique: Pressure. Pedicure. Passion.

Iz: Really?

Me: Yes, I specialize in arms, legs, and scalps. By the way, “You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.”

Iz: Zzzzzzzzz.

Highway 50. At the Arm ‘n Leg. Also scalps. Thursday. Doors open at 9:00. Any takers?

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