So, I’m watching Jon Stewart’s take on the alleged “War on Christmas” that Fox News keeps talking about. It’s hilarious. Julianna (she’s 8) is looking over my shoulder and reads the caption.
J: Daddy, what’s the War on Christmas?
Me: Nothing, Honey. It’s a joke.
J: Is there a war? Against Santa? And the reindeer?
Me: Seriously. No, Sweetie. Santa is fine. Rudolph is fine.
J: But, are people getting hurt?
Me: No. There is no war. This is a joke.
J: So… I’ll still get a pony for Christmas, right?
Dear Fox News: Cut the crap. You’re killing me.