So, I’m watching Jon Stewart’s take on the alleged “War on Christmas” that Fox News keeps talking about. It’s hilarious. Julianna (she’s 8) is looking over my shoulder and reads the caption.

J: Daddy, what’s the War on Christmas?

Me: Nothing, Honey. It’s a joke.

J: Is there a war? Against Santa? And the reindeer?

Me: Seriously. No, Sweetie. Santa is fine. Rudolph is fine.

J: But, are people getting hurt?

Me: No. There is no war. This is a joke.

J: So… I’ll still get a pony for Christmas, right?

Me: Ummmm………..

Dear Fox News: Cut the crap. You’re killing me.