The War on Christmas

So, I’m watching Jon Stewart’s take on the alleged “War on Christmas” that Fox News keeps talking about. It’s hilarious. Julianna (she’s 8) is looking over my shoulder and reads the caption.

J: Daddy, what’s the War on Christmas?

Me: Nothing, Honey. It’s a joke.

J: Is there a war? Against Santa? And the reindeer?

Me: Seriously. No, Sweetie. Santa is fine. Rudolph is fine.

J: But, are people getting hurt?

Me: No. There is no war. This is a joke.

J: So… I’ll still get a pony for Christmas, right?

Me: Ummmm………..

Dear Fox News: Cut the crap. You’re killing me.

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