Trying out five-year-old Isabella’s hula hoop, it drops around Daddy’s feet.
Iz: That’s Ok, Daddy. I think you need a bigger hula hoop.
Me: A bigger one? Why?
Iz: Because I have a small tummy, and your tummy is a LOT bigger than mine.
Me: Well, what size should I get?
Iz: I dunno. What’s the biggest size they have? You should get that one.