Moo Cow

Lynn (the Mommy at Daddy/Daughter Fun Time) has dug one of her favorite childhood memories out of storage: Moo Cow.

Moo Cow.  From the '70s or '80s.  Mommy won't fess up.

Moo Cow. From the ’70s or ’80s. Mommy won’t fess up.

Isabella, she’s 6, is having a delightful time ringing Moo Cow’s bell and pretending she is a bull fighter.

Me: Who’s that?

Iz: Moo Cow.

Me: Is it a boy or a girl?

Iz: Daaaad. It’s obviously a boy… Because, mostly boys are horny.

Me: Um… Er… Uh.

Iz: But, Daddy… You’ve never been horny, right?

Me: Oh, sweet Jesus!… Well, there’s you. And, your sister… So… I guess. I dunno. Maybe.

Iz: What are you talking about? You don’t have horns!

Me: Oh. Horns… Because, I was wondering where this conversation was going.

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