I took the girls to Costco the other day here in Los Angeles. They have a fast-food-style Pizza/Hot Dog/Chicken Wrap window.

It’s truly the best deal in town by far: the Quarter Pound Hot Dog with toppings and unlimited soft drinks for $1.50.

At Dodger Stadium, that will run you easily, like, 12 bucks.

And, like at Dodger Stadium, you aren’t likely to see much quality baseball.

(I’m up to Leno-quality jokes, at least… Yes?)