We are headed to a restaurant called “The Barn.”

Julianna (she’s 8): Oh… I hope they have real horses.

Me: No, Honey. It’s just called The Barn. There are no real animals.

J: Well, but, they probably have a couple horses.

Me: No.

J: And, maybe they serve dinner on the horse.

Me: Again. No.

J: Because, I always wanted to eat a burger on the back of a horse.

Me: No.