Julianna (she’s 8): Mommy, what’s “World War Z.”

Mommy: It’s a Zombie movie.

J: Can I see it?

Mommy: No, Sweetie. It’s too scary.

J: Will it scar me?

Mommy: “Scar” you? You’re 8. I didn’t know the meaning of that word until it was much too late.

J: So, um…. I can’t see it?