Traps

Mommy is getting ready for another big Hollywood wing-ding awards show.

Isabella (she’s 6) is recounting her story to big sister Julianna (8), whispering: Mommy made Daddy zip up her dress… And, I saw her boob!

They titter (no pun intended): Teeheeeheeeheee.

(The pun, by the way, was totally intentional. I know what I’m doing.)

Isabella continues, trying to whisper: You know what they call a lady’s underwear beneath her shirt?

Julianna: No, what?

Iz: A Booby Trap!

Unbridled laughter: Hahahahahahaha!

The night is young. Help me, please.

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