A drive-by insult after I put on my bathing suit to splash in the pool with the girls. Mere minutes ago.
Isabella (6): Yay! Daddy’s coming in! He put his suit on!… You look like a boxer!
Me: I do? Because I’m so strong, right?
Iz: No. Because you’re so fat. Hahaha!
Julianna (now 9): I don’t get it. But, it’s still funny, Hahaha!