So, Discovery Channel’s “Amish Mafia” is not comprised of Amish people, or people from Sicily. Just some vigilantes in funny suits and hats.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/amish-mafia-bending-rules-centuries-amish-lifestyle/story?id=20075222

I know people from both the Amish and (let’s say, um) Sicilian traditions.

And, crap, I am offended. Amish? Mafia? Italian?

Reality TV, are you lying to me? Again?

Please don’t answer that.