The other day, a Facebook friend posted this:

“I’m going to bed. It’s midnite. Goodnight!”

Aside from the complete lack of respect for spelling, why should I give a crap?

It is midnight. Most people are, or are going to, sleep at that time. Why post this?

If you are going to waste my time about your sleep cycle, please offer some incentive:

“I’m going to bed. It’s midnight. I just buried a hobo in the garden. Goodnight.”