Ladies, and yes, I am talking to you (unless you’re a dude.)
Boobs. I totally get the anatomy. Believe me. A fan.
But, what is up with the bra straps? I see them at the store, restaurants, subway, work…
I understand the anatomy. I appreciate them. Both! You need the support.
I get that.
But, (and this is a fashion statement), I don’t need to see your straps, clasps, or cups. If you are wearing a halter top, plan ahead. A tank top. Plan.
A tube top, God help you.
Here’s the deal: I will never object to boobage. Never. Just don’t shove them in my face. (Poor choice of words.)
(People tell me that I’m funny. I’m doubtful.)