Support

Ladies, and yes, I am talking to you (unless you’re a dude.)

Boobs. I totally get the anatomy. Believe me. A fan.

But, what is up with the bra straps? I see them at the store, restaurants, subway, work…

I understand the anatomy. I appreciate them. Both! You need the support.

I get that.

But, (and this is a fashion statement), I don’t need to see your straps, clasps, or cups. If you are wearing a halter top, plan ahead. A tank top. Plan.

A tube top, God help you.

Here’s the deal: I will never object to boobage. Never. Just don’t shove them in my face. (Poor choice of words.)

(People tell me that I’m funny. I’m doubtful.)

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