Julianna (she’s 9): Daddy, who is the most famous person that you look like?
Me: Well, Honey, people have said that I look a little like George Clooney, with some Cary Grant thrown in. Maybe, Brad Pitt’s cheeks. And, and a hint of Peter Sellers’ irony. Also, John Wayne’s grit.
J: No, Daddy. In today’s world.
Me: I don’t know, Sweetie. A vampire guy. One Direction. A Bieber, or something…?
J: This is because you are old.*
(*Note: actual insult.)