Famous Faces

Julianna (she’s 9): Daddy, who is the most famous person that you look like?

Me: Well, Honey, people have said that I look a little like George Clooney, with some Cary Grant thrown in. Maybe, Brad Pitt’s cheeks. And, and a hint of Peter Sellers’ irony. Also, John Wayne’s grit.

J: No, Daddy. In today’s world.

Me: I don’t know, Sweetie. A vampire guy. One Direction. A Bieber, or something…?

J: This is because you are old.*

(*Note: actual insult.)

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