Most frustrating morning commute ever: Bumper to bumper, at 2 mph, stop and go. Then Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” comes on the radio.

Dammit! I have a Valkyrie or two in my backseat trying to get to Valhalla. And, we’re stuck on the 5 transition to the 134. Behind a Honda Accord.

I need to move!

I say to them: Sorry, Valkyries. Welcome to LA. Breathe.

[If you are lost about the Valkyries, I have three words: Kill da Wabbit.]

Sometimes, the stories are just for my musician friends.