Just now, the guy on the news shows a clip of the world’s ugliest fish, something from 2 miles below the surface.
Me: That’s one ugly fish!
Julianna (she’s 10): I think it’s beautiful.
Me: Well, I guess you like ugly things.
J: Well, I like you.
You see where this story is going, yes?
Me: And, I’m ugly?
J: Like I said, I like you.
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