Here’s something new I did in the shower…

(No. Nothing good ever began with that sentence. You are warned.)

I grabbed my wife’s pumice stone and started filing away at the dead skin of my toes and heels. And, Man!, if that dry, dead skin didn’t just wash away.

At night, after I fell asleep, I had an itch on my left ankle which I would normally scratch with my right toe. That didn’t work. Too smooth. Then I tried scratching with my right heel. Also no. It was like silk…

Holy crap! I had to actually wake up and scratch it with my finger nails. Now I’m going to be up all night.

Don’t ever let me touch my wife’s shower stuff again!