Five-year-old Isabella walking by the TV as Mommy is channel surfing.

Iz: Ooo, look. That lady is in the snow. Can we watch that?
Mommy: No. [flip.]
Iz: But I want to see the lady in the snow. Waaaaaah!!!
Mommy: That’s a grown-up movie. It’s not for kids.
Iz: Waaaaaah!! I wanna see the lady in the snow!! I wanna see!!!
Mommy: Sorry, no.
Iz: Waaaaaaaaah!

The movie was “Fargo.” The scene was “Woman running through the snow, before being murdered, cut up into pieces and fed into a wood chipper.”

[flip.]

Mommy: Oh, look… “Antiques Roadshow.”