Snuggling up with Julianna (she’s 10) at bedtime, she has to crack every damn joint in her body: Knuckles, Spine, Knees, Toes, etc…

Me: You know, Mommy (with dubious scientific facts to support her argument) said that constantly cracking your joints will make them get big and fat.

Julianna (without skipping a beat): So, how much did you crack your belly?