We just got back from a many-thousand mile trip (99 bottles of milk on the wall. 99 bottles of milk… Someone get me a bottle of beer because now I understand why that guy wrote this song.)
Anyway, we got home, flipped on the TV and saw Isabella’s eHarmony commercial.
Blink and you’ll miss her. Because you’ll fall asleep listening to the eHarmony guy
Iz: Daddy, I don’t want to just be in commercials. I want to be in Real movies.
Me: Ok, then let’s start by cleaning up your room.
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Iz: Um… Actually… I’m Ok with commercials.
Got a link to the commercial?
Sorry, Loyal. The eHarmony commercial is on-air only. Though, she is available for bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. Hello ladies and germs. Great to hear from you.