Julianna (she’s 11): Hrrmm. Oww! Daddy! My tooth is bothering me. It hurts.
Me: It hurts? Ok.
J: Yes, it hurts. Really bad. Can’t you do something.
Me: Well… We have an appointment to see the dentist on Tuesday.
J: Nooooo! Not the Dentist! Noooo!!!! Anything but the dentist!