Fornever Young

On the way in to school, the girls insist on controlling the music.

Someone named Ke$ha (though, I think she now goes by “Kesha,” because she finally wants to assimilate into American society.)

The song is “Die Young,” typical disposable pop music with some of the worst rapping you are likely to hear. This side of me in the shower doing Young MC’s “Bust a Move.” (Try to wipe that visual out of your mind.)

Kesha (singing): Let’s make the most of the night
Like we’re gonna die young.
Like we’re gonna die young.

Julianna (she’s 11): Daddy, know what? You’ll never die young!

Isabella (9): Hahaha! Good one, Julianna! Because, Daddy. You see, you are already old. So you’ll never die young! Only old!

J: Yes! Hahaha!

Me: Yes, Sweetie. I understand joke structure. And, I appreciate a good diss when I hear one. Like in a couple years, when they ask you to spell “vengeance,” and you spell it T-O-U-C-H-É.

J: What?

Me: Time-relea$e… You’ll understand one day.

Iz: Hahaha! I don’t get it.

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