When did “doing the dishes” become a euphemism? Because, I was texting with a friend when my wife asked me if I could hurry up and do the dishes.
I relayed this to my friend: Wife wants me to do dishes.
And, my friend was all: Oh, I see. Tuesday night. Dishes need doing.
I was like: Yeah, 4 people. Dirty dishes.
And he was: Your wife asked for that? I see. LOL. Winky emoji.
How old am I? I know that Debbie Did Dallas. Did she also Do Dishes?
Oh, my word. She did.