Watching the Glenn Close live-action version of “101 Dalmatians” tonight…

Julianna (7-years-old): Dada, the boy and girl dogs who have all the babies are married, right?
Me: Yes, I suppose so. In a dog-kind-of-way.
J: Yeah, because they kiss each other using their tongues.
Me: Well, Honey, that’s what dogs do.

Chiming in…
Isabella (the helpful 5-year-old): Yeah… And he keeps putting his paw on her butt. Hahahahahaha!

I can’t remember those scenes, and I don’t know where they would get such ideas… Um…

Oh, yeah….