I’ve lost almost 20 pounds over the last 12 weeks. And, I did it with two simple words.
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Also, when your doctor says words like: Diabetes. Heart Failure. Erectile Dysfunction. These are words that catch your attention.
(I’m still funny, right? Yes? No? The lady in the back is clapping….)
“They” (children, wife) made me buy a dozen donuts the other day from Yum-Yum Donuts. A dozen in Yum-Yum land is 14. Because, math. Hard.
I’m not saying that losing weight is easy. Because, crap, my life is over when I lose my keys. I mean, “Lite” beer is not beer.