Isabella (she’s five): Daddy, my name has four Sea-A-Peas… IZ-A-BEL-LA.

Me: Very good, Honey. Only I think you mean “syllables.”

Iz: Haha! “Syllables!” That’s not even a word.

Me: Oh, and “Sea-A-Peas” is? Which one are you? Merriam or Webster?

Iz: (Blink.) I’m IZ-A-BEL-LA. Like I just said… You make no sense.