I have Jury Duty tomorrow.
Loving the idea… It’s what makes America GREAT. Also, I will receive a payment of $15 per day AFTER my first day of service. I can’t wait to feed the family on $15 a day (in the event my jury service goes beyond one day. For three months.)
That first day, though… Sorry, Honey, you’re on your own. Feed the kids: We have Taco Bell coupons.
Plus, my Summons says:
“Do not wear shorts, halter or tank tops, clothing that exposes the midriff….”
I have an awesome tank top that always gets comments, and which also exposes my midriff.
And, I am DEFINITELY NOT ripped…. (But, I suspect you already knew that. Ewwww.)
I’m thinking of wearing it tomorrow…
F the Police!
I just woke up and checked the computer. This is sooooooo funny. I could hardly read it for laughing. You have made my day even though you will be at the courthouse all day. Thank you.