(7-year-old) Julianna: Daddy, do we have a Juicer? You know a machine what makes juice when you put food in it.
Me: Have you been watching TV again?
J: No. Just commercials.
Me: Touché… No, we don’t have a Juicer.
J: Well, maybe we could get one. And you know what the secret ingredient is?
Me: No, but I’m sure you’ll tell me.
J: It’s… (pause for dramatic effect…) Radishes!
A commercial that gets my daughter excited about radishes? Who says TV is a wasteland?