To all of my optically-challenged friends out there:
Am I the only one who wears slip-off-the-nose glasses in the shower? I mean, I generally know where everything is: shampoo, soap, faucet. Balls.
But still, I prefer the view through my rain-soaked rims than through the blur of nothingness. But, if I’m showering with a “friend,” then maybe things may be different.