Lynn (the Mommy at Daddy/Daughter Fun Time) has dug one of her favorite childhood memories out of storage: Moo Cow.
Isabella, she’s 6, is having a delightful time ringing Moo Cow’s bell and pretending she is a bull fighter.
Me: Who’s that?
Iz: Moo Cow.
Me: Is it a boy or a girl?
Iz: Daaaad. It’s obviously a boy… Because, mostly boys are horny.
Me: Um… Er… Uh.
Iz: But, Daddy… You’ve never been horny, right?
Me: Oh, sweet Jesus!… Well, there’s you. And, your sister… So… I guess. I dunno. Maybe.
Iz: What are you talking about? You don’t have horns!
Me: Oh. Horns… Because, I was wondering where this conversation was going.