As most of you know, I am in the middle of a parental hiatus as my wonderful wife has stolen my kids to visit their grandparents on the East coast.
So, you might ask, how’s that going for you, Darren?
Funny. I find my browser is pointed to “Gorgeous Lesbians Go Shoe Shopping.”
I’m torn, Gorgeous Lesbians. What’s not to love? But I hate shopping. Especially for shoes. But, Lesbians…
I could blame Apple. Microsoft. Samsung. Probably Quicken. Maybe WordPerfect.
But, yeah, me. My fault.
You click a link. Then another link. Then Lesbians. Shopping for shoes.
I know that everyone needs shoes. And, I approve. Love me some lesbians.
But, why is this in my house?
Because I brought it.