I’m flipping through the channels, and I and stumble across one of those restaurant Gotcha! shows where the manager is stealing money, the cook is spitting in the food, the waitresses are “assisting” customers in the back alley, and the bartenders are doing shots of Jägermeister.
Apparently, out of all the employees, not a single one noticed the 20 “hidden” cameras that are set at just-above eye level, the microphones placed throughout the kitchen, or the lawyer-approved release form that OKs the airing of criminal (excuse me, “alleged” criminal) activities. (Signature required.)
This is Reality TV?
…Hang on… The phone is ringing.
Oh… The Entertainment Industry just called. I shouldn’t say anything more.