Lady Hugs

I’m talking to men, here… Here’s the deal with hugging women.

I totally get the uneasiness. Boobs are generally involved.

But, that is not my point.

There are 5 different hugs a guy can administer to a woman, especially during the Holiday season:

1) Top of chest. Neck. Maybe a sideswipe. Professional. You’re cool, right?

2) Totally Platonic. Full on, but, yeah, no.

3) These aren’t real. But, I will bang you until September.

4) You’re the Love of My Life.

5) Best one: Just hug me.

Number 5 is my favorite, but Number 3 also sounds good.

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