Under Where?

Generally speaking, I don’t care if you wear underwear. That’s usually between you and your dry cleaner.

But, if you do clothe yourself with the skivvies, I don’t want to see them.

My rule:

– If you are sporting a V-neck halter top with an H-back bra: Find another shirt.

– If you are buttoning your pants just North of your knees: Buy another size pants. Or, a longer shirt.

– If you wear red undies but your white sheer skirt is giving away your secret: Save it for the clubs in Hollywood.

– And, if that thong part from your butt makes an appearance…. Um. Ew.

Darren, Fashion Police.

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