Julianna and Isabella demanded that they get Mommy a card for Easter. I obliged. Of course, they picked out the most wonderfully tacky card in the whole place (“Wow, I got my first ‘Dearest Mother’ card,” said Lynn.)
But the girls were crushed that they couldn’t find a card “for” the Easter Bunny himself. They ended up having to do it the old-fashioned way. They (gasp!) made their own.
Dear Hallmark, dude, you’ve got to jump on this right away. I assure you that there is a huge market out there, of kids tormenting their parents into getting cards for the Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and (wait for it…) Santa! (Forget leaving him cookies, there’s money to be made here.)