While snuggling up at bedtime.
Isabella (she’s 8): Daddy you have another butt.
Me: I’ll play… How many do I have?
Iz: Well, you have your Butt butt.
Iz: Then, you have your face butt.
Me: Yeah, Honey. Two cheeks, So funny.
Iz: And, you also have a neck butt! Hahaha! It’s so fat! Hahaha!
Me (after the laughter): So, now… my neck is a butt? Because I wasn’t already feeling bad enough about myself.