Snuggle Time, Part 2.
Isabella (she’s 8) is the victim.
Iz: But, Daddy… What about me?
Me: Wait. I don’t remember you. I have another child?
Iz: Yeah, duh. Me. Since, 2007.
Me: Uh… Racking my brain… Was I here?
Iz: Um, no, you weren’t here.
Me: No?! Really… No?! So, I wasn’t here.
Iz: Well, we didn’t live in this house in 2007. So, you couldn’t be here. Like, actually, here.
Me: Oh that’s a relief. Because, Mommy and I were going to have to have a little discussion.
Iz: You’re still a Butt Face, though.
Both girls erupt into laughter.
My work here is done.