True story, just today:
Iz: Daddy, what is a “bulge?”
Me: It’s like a bump in something. Usually, its bigger than just a bump. Like my belly. My belly is a big bump. A bulge.
Iz: But, You’re just fat.
But, what’s the difference between “Speed” and “Speeding?”
Me: Uhh. Why?
Iz: Because, we just passed a police motorcycle.
Iz: Daddy, what is crap? Speed?
Iz: Daddy, what’s that? Speeding?