Flipping through the channels with Julianna on the TV today, I stumble upon…
J: Ooo, Daddy! Are they skydivers?
Me: Yes, Honey, I suppose so.
J: Oh My Goodness! I’ve wanted to do that my Whole Entire Life!
J: But, before you jump out of an airplane, you have to check your backpack to make sure it does NOT have food in it. But, it DOES have a parachute.
Me: Well noted.