The shortest courtship in history…
Lynn: You’re Funny. Looking.
Me: You’re Pretty. Stupid.
(pause. We stare into each other’s eyes.)
Me: So, do you want to get married?
Lynn: Um. Ok.
Yeah, it was a bit more involved than that, but that’s been the general spirit of our 20 years of matrimonial bliss.
Happy Anniversary to my Lovely Love.