Hollywood…So, my shoulder has been bugging me for a couple of months. It’s probably too much child-throwing in the pool, but I figure i should get it checked out. So, the one doc sends me to another doc who was, and I am totally not making this up, one of the lead singers from the ’70s retro-’50s group Sha Na Na. The dude even sang at Woodstock. (The original.)

Anyway, he’s now a distinguished orthopedic surgeon, and the Team Doctor for America’s Women’s Soccer team. And, oh yeah, he’s going to fix my shoulder.

Now, if only my accountant could be the drummer from the seminal ’80s punk band the Circle Jerks.

Oh wait… He is.

Like I said, Hollywood.