(Five-year-old) Isabella: Daddy, I like in cartoons when they put something in their ear, and pull it out the other ear.
Me: Yes, that’s funny. But you know to not to put things in your ears in real life, right?
Iz: Yes, Daddy. Because people have brains.
Me: Right.
Iz: And it is too lumpy for anything to get through to the other side.